Alpha Among Omegas

theomegaboyandalphameany:

notadamnomega:

theomegaboyandalphameany:

*and he’s out like a light for a good few hours*

*when he wakes up he has a splitting headache, and immediately goes to Al cause its his fault ok not really*

[damn it]

Allie—

*pouty mcpouters face*

lays on couch with him*

*pout*

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[pets him]

1 month ago with 11 notes — via theomegaboyandalphameany, © notadamnomega
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theomegaboyandalphameany:

*and he’s out like a light for a good few hours*

*when he wakes up he has a splitting headache, and immediately goes to Al cause its his fault ok not really*

[damn it]

Allie—

1 month ago with 11 notes — via theomegaboyandalphameany, © notadamnomega
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theomegaboyandalphameany:

notadamnomega:

theomegaboyandalphameany:

*grabs by shoulders*

ALFRED FREDERICK JONES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE PROTECTION

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? I DONT THINK YOU ARE ALFRED THIS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY THIS IS ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE YOU HAVE TO RAISE AND MAKE SURE GROWS UP TO BE A GOOD PERSON IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT ARE YOU???

[SCREAMS]

[PLEASE DO NOT KILL……]

MY BOYFRIEND AND I PLAN TA MAKE THIS WORK—

ALLIE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

*HE WONT KILL JUST NEEDS SOME SUPPORT HE MIGHT FAINT*

I CANT CALM DOWN OH MY GOD MY BEST FRIEND IS HAVING A BABY, A REAL BABY AND OH MY GOD ALL THE SHIT THAT COULD HAPPEN AL I CANT THERE ARE SO MANY HAPPY THINGS AND SAD THINGS AND ITS ALL TOO MUCH AND AND NANDNANDNAD- *There’s the dead faint*

[CATCHES—]

[Carries him back to his house and puts him in bed goodnight allie]

1 month ago with 11 notes — via theomegaboyandalphameany, © notadamnomega
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coveredinomegas replied to your post “A mysterious pile of knitted blankets has appeared on your doorstep. As well as tiny little knitted sneakers. Tottaly knitted by someone who is not Ivan.”

Weird. But cute. Just… wash them, just in case.

Yeah—that’s a good idea.

1 month ago
#coveredinomegas



theomegaboyandalphameany:

*grabs by shoulders*

ALFRED FREDERICK JONES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE PROTECTION

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? I DONT THINK YOU ARE ALFRED THIS IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY THIS IS ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE YOU HAVE TO RAISE AND MAKE SURE GROWS UP TO BE A GOOD PERSON IN THIS FUCKED UP WORLD YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT ARE YOU???

[SCREAMS]

[PLEASE DO NOT KILL……]

MY BOYFRIEND AND I PLAN TA MAKE THIS WORK—

ALLIE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

1 month ago with 11 notes — via theomegaboyandalphameany, © notadamnomega
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A mysterious pile of knitted blankets has appeared on your doorstep. As well as tiny little knitted sneakers. Tottaly knitted by someone who is not Ivan.

[CONFUSED GESTURE]

What—Francis, somebody left us strange presents.

[Picks up the box and carries it inside]

1 month ago with 1 note
#coveredinomegas #sputnikscientist #Omegask



theomegaboyandalphameany:

notadamnomega:

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theomegaboyandalphameany replied to your post “Who’s the father of your child do you know for sure? You and Flavio did fuck unprotected.”

Woah. Woah. Father of your Child. What child. AL WHAT DID YOU DO

[sweats nervously]

Uh—

I’m pregnant—

ALFRED WHO TOLD YOU TO GET PREGNANT 

*MAMA MODE*

WHOS THE FATHER DO I NEED TO WHOOP SOMEONES ASS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS AL AL AL AL

*whoops there goes the emotional beaker*

*THE EMOTIONS HAVE BROKEN HIM*

UH—IT HAPPENS?

[PAPS A LOT]

NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE—ALLIE, CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

1 month ago with 11 notes — via theomegaboyandalphameany, © notadamnomega
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coveredinomegas replied to your post “sssssssssssssssssssssssssslut!!”

IS HUMAN MURDER ILLEGAL

YES.

IT’S CALLED HOMICIDE.

1 month ago
#coveredinomegas #but that fucker deserves it #tbh



Anonymous said:

What do you mean? I think you'd look great in one of Ivan's kitten sweaters.

mountiealpha:

notadamnomega:

mountiealpha:

haaaaa no

But as you can see Al looks great in them.

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You’re a dick.

-pinches his cheek-
 Oh la la, mon petit frère est si mignon, non?

Oui oui hon hon baguette eiffel tower

You’re a penis.

1 month ago with 7 notes — via mountiealpha
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I SENT THAT FROM THE WRONG ACCOUNT DAMNIT. DAMNIT MY PARALLELISM IS GONE

quick i’ll delete it go try again

1 month ago
#bbybirthinhips #gives u 2nd try #ooc